Do you know this guy?

So this one's based on a true occurrence. I'll let you figure out which part of the story is slightly fabricated. A few things to note: Bill, the other dude that isn't Jon or me, is this fly cat from Buffalo that came in and worked with us last Summer. His eyesight's so bad that he's legally blind, but can draw like no other. Also, I'm Nicaraguan - Nicaragua isn't Mexico. You can see the confusion, obviously.

I'm still trying to figure out the layout of this thing, so bear with me.

- John

Remember, I say a lot of shit.

I finally did it! I finally actually started Goons! like I said I would. If you're unfamiliar with the term 'goon', please refer to this here web page or go directly to this fucking pyramid (thanks bunches Jamie Rockwell). Or, you could just start reading my comics. That'll work too.

I say a lot of shit, and a lot of times, it's for my own benefit. Most of the time, really. So subscribe to this, or I'll sneak into your bedroom at night and take a shit on your floor.

- Sheik John Sebastian



Maybe I'll introduce the characters at some point, yeah? btw, I'm making a new title, so bear with me.