Remember, I say a lot of shit.

I finally did it! I finally actually started Goons! like I said I would. If you're unfamiliar with the term 'goon', please refer to this here web page or go directly to this fucking pyramid (thanks bunches Jamie Rockwell). Or, you could just start reading my comics. That'll work too.

I say a lot of shit, and a lot of times, it's for my own benefit. Most of the time, really. So subscribe to this, or I'll sneak into your bedroom at night and take a shit on your floor.

- Sheik John Sebastian



Maybe I'll introduce the characters at some point, yeah? btw, I'm making a new title, so bear with me.